![]() 03/07/2018 at 11:19 • Filed to: Taketheoutsideline, Satire | ![]() | ![]() |
Welcome to The Morning Sh*t! Which will it be: sympathy or apathy? Which part of the human condition will I believe?
1 st Wipe : Volkswagen still insisting Diesel has a future. Once upon a time a man explained that this sort of behavior was the definition of insanity. But he was Jewish, so VW didn’t pay attention.
2 nd Wipe : Nobody really sure how so many diverse vehicle suppliers will work together as cars get more complex, but investors are making it rain, anyway.
3 rd Wipe : White House economic advisor Gary Cohn loses this week’s challenge in episode 12 of The Apprentice: Washington after trying to explain to Trump that metal tariffs are a bad idea.
4 th Wipe : US consumers have a huge beef with Kobe Steel over its use of substandard metals in Toyota and Lexus vehicles. Kobe now seeking another metal supplier for seppuku blades.
5 th Wipe : Cadillac has yet another Chief Marketing Officer to fight the Sisyphean battle of explaining that their cars are way cooler than the Golden Corral parking lot !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! might otherwise suggest.
Flush : Janet Guthrie, the first female to complete both the Indy and Daytona 500, was born today in 1938, but despite being very talented, gender barriers kept slamming into her.
![]() 03/07/2018 at 12:00 |
|
This is good kinja
![]() 03/07/2018 at 12:35 |
|
#TeamSympathy?